AI games, without the slop
For those of us who like AI games, but hate the mega piles of AI slop out there.
ChatGPT-sounding "A beat." or "you're absolutely right." The character who forgets your name after 5 chat turns.
We play all of it and document it here.
No bullsh*t opinions.
The Slop Meter
Every app gets a Slop Score from 0 to 100.
Lower is better.
Our slop counter found no stock phrases in this one.
Start here
Receipts or it didn't happen
Every complaint comes with the exact line that earned it and the day we caught it.
Feel free to argue with the receipt. It has never lost.
Tested by people. Counted by code.
A person sits through the chats so you don't have to.
Code counts every repeated line and forgotten birthday, so nobody gets to pick a score they like.
We grade our own pages too
Every page here goes through the same slop counter before it ships.
One em dash and the build refuses to go out. It has hurt our feelings more than once.
What we score
Every review scores each axis that applies from 0 to 100, lower is better. Each one answers a single question. Art only counts when an app has art.
Does it write like a person?
Best: Specific, varied writing. Stock phrases are rare, and people write or edit what you read.
Does it remember you?
Best: Remembers specific events across sessions, by design.
Does everyone sound the same?
Best: Distinct, consistent voices written or edited by people.
Does anything happen?
Best: Authored plots with stakes, branches and endings.
Does it charge you for caring?
Best: Free or one flat price, with no limit that interrupts a scene.
Does the art look like a person made it?
Best: Hand-drawn or finished art, consistent across every image. No generator tells.
Is it any fun?
0 to 10, higher is better. 9 and up: Can't put it down.
Slop check: passedThis page went through our slop counter before publishing. How we check our own copy